English

The world language of 26 letters
That frees our tongue from its fetters

Dosa

Every Southerner’s vice
This delicious crepe of rice

Music

Notes for the ears
That lasts for years

Body

The holder of the soul
Till death takes its toll

Prayer

Messages of love
To the man above

Flop

All fizzle
No sizzle

Model

One whose wealth grows
By striking a pose

Oblivion

Home for the faded
Asylum for the jaded

Ideology

A badge of belief
Worn for comic relief

Slum

A ghetto like hell
Where the unfortunate dwell

Medicine

A syrup, balm or pills
For badly named ills

Nation

A collection of states
Cobbled together by greats

Young

A spirited mind with a steely will
That never believes it's over-the-hill

Riddle

A question with an answer hidden
Constructed to look intrigue ridden

Optimism

Seeing dawn
When all is gone

Divorce

Dissolution of 'I do'
When one becomes two

Dictator

Rules like royalty
Rewards only loyalty

Shopaholic

She's got the urge
To splurge, splurge, splurge.

Thug

He can create a scene
And make crime look obscene

Dravid

He drives, pulls, cuts and blocks
When the team needs him, he just rocks

Wedding

When food is on the house
And all you get is a spouse

Resumé

Well crafted career lies
That an employer buys

Scoundrel

The despicable ape
Who gets away with rape

Sheikh

He knows not what's toil
Because he's blessed with oil

Casanova

One, two or a crew
Eveready for a screw

Astronaut

Ventures into space
For the human race

Parasite

Craves for props
Lives on sops

Karma

'What is' is a result of 'what was'
Because every effect has a cause

Tabloids

They dish out celebrity poop
Dressed up as daily scoop

Murder

When you snuff out a life
With a word, bullet or knife

Prejudice

The bias of thinkers
Blinded by blinkers

Moustache

All it takes to look manly
For Simple Simon or Stanley

God

He is me. She is you.
But we still dunno who.

Nuclear Bomb

The power seems magical
The consequences, tragical

Thesaurus

Means treasure
Reads pleasure

Boredom

When bright colours look pale
And life seems so stale

Watch

Two hands and a face
That time the rat race

Terrorists

They maim, hurt, kidnap and kill.
All in the name of a poison pill.

Devdas

A tearjerker from the start
About a drunkard and a tart

Virus

A vicious attacker
Unleashed by a hacker

Dieting

Throw fat into the bin
If you wanna look thin

KPS Gill

All of 5 feet and 11 inches.
Remembered for his butt pinches.

Star Trek

The journey of Spock
And his adventurous flock

Sex

The culmination of lust
Aided by a pelvic thrust

Mahabharata

Can dharma survive
When hundred fight five?

Batsman

Lives to score runs.
Loves to score tons.

Chess

If you're into brawn
This game is all yawn

Blog

An opinionated pile of posts
So full of bluster and boasts

Salary

Never a ransom. Always a pittance.
For the man with great competence.

Shaving

Saves you the trouble
Of having a stupid stubble