Font

Just the type for tripe
Substance and hype

Sperm

The raw material for the human fable
That brought to earth, Cain and Abel

Potato

French fries, hash browns and other delicacies uber
Owe their yumminess to this divine tuber

Debate

Chatter between two earless walls
Unwilling to concede the true or false

Burp

The gleesome noise
From a stomach that enjoys

Dustbin

Keeper of the scum
The unwanted's chum

Upma

A pile of semolina, rice or vermicelli
Devoured by the South Indian belly

T20

In which, the batsmen are on steroids
And bowlers have hemorrhoids.

Underwear

The cotton fig leaf
Offering dignity in brief

Sycophant

Got no opinion, got no spine
Was born to be a servile swine

Diabetes

The enemy of sweets
And delicious eats.

Joke

The braggart's brag
The stand up's gag

Facebook

An echo chamber of likes
For people who make you go yikes

Atheist

Science is his braille
Evolution, his holy grail

Lizard

The reptile on the wall
Watching man, rise and fall

Vada

A salty donut munchie
Best eaten crunchy

Cricket

Played in Lords, Oval and The Gabba
Attracts as many as the Kaaba.

Communism

The working class sickle
The chant of nations in a pickle

NGO

The utopian locomotive
Running on no profit motive

Clock

Tick tock, tick tock and a chime
Measuring every quirk of time

Sneeze

The thunderbolt that foretold

That you're about to catch a cold

Wikileaks

A world wide web of lies
Laid bare by the not so wise

Mathematics

A sphere that's transnational
Where even numbers are irrational

English

The world language of 26 letters
That frees our tongue from its fetters

Dosa

Every Southerner’s vice
This delicious crepe of rice

Music

Notes for the ears
That lasts for years

Body

The holder of the soul
Till death takes its toll

Prayer

Messages of love
To the man above

Flop

All fizzle
No sizzle

Model

One whose wealth grows
By striking a pose

Oblivion

Home for the faded
Asylum for the jaded

Ideology

A badge of belief
Worn for comic relief

Slum

A ghetto like hell
Where the unfortunate dwell

Medicine

A syrup, balm or pills
For badly named ills

Nation

A collection of states
Cobbled together by greats

Young

A spirited mind with a steely will
That never believes it's over-the-hill

Riddle

A question with an answer hidden
Constructed to look intrigue ridden

Optimism

Seeing dawn
When all is gone

Divorce

Dissolution of 'I do'
When one becomes two

Dictator

Rules like royalty
Rewards only loyalty

Shopaholic

She's got the urge
To splurge, splurge, splurge.

Thug

He can create a scene
And make crime look obscene

Dravid

He drives, pulls, cuts and blocks
When the team needs him, he just rocks

Wedding

When food is on the house
And all you get is a spouse

Resumé

Well crafted career lies
That an employer buys

Scoundrel

The despicable ape
Who gets away with rape

Sheikh

He knows not what's toil
Because he's blessed with oil

Casanova

One, two or a crew
Eveready for a screw

Astronaut

Ventures into space
For the human race

Parasite

Craves for props
Lives on sops