Thursday, November 29, 2012

Burp

The gleesome noise
From a stomach that enjoys

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Dustbin

Keeper of the scum
The unwanted's chum

Upma

A pile of semolina, rice or vermicelli
Devoured by the South Indian belly

T20

In which, the batsmen are on steroids
And bowlers have hemorrhoids.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Joke

The braggart's brag
The stand up's gag

Facebook

An echo chamber of likes
For people who make you go yikes

Atheist

Science is his braille
Evolution, his holy grail

Lizard

The reptile on the wall
Watching man, rise and fall

Vada

A salty donut munchie
Best eaten crunchy

Cricket

Played in Lords, Oval and The Gabba
Attracts as many as the Kaaba.

Communism

The working class sickle
The chant of nations in a pickle

NGO

The utopian locomotive
Running on no profit motive

Clock

Tick tock, tick tock and a chime
Measuring every quirk of time

Sneeze

The thunderbolt that foretold
That you're about to catch a cold

Wikileaks

A world wide web of lies
Laid bare by the not so wise

Mathematics

A sphere that's transnational
Where even numbers are irrational

English

The world language of 26 letters
That frees our tongue from its fetters