Cursory Rhymes
A collection of my silly verses created for no rhyme or reason.
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Burp
The gleesome noise
From a stomach that enjoys
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Dustbin
Keeper of the scum
The unwanted's chum
Upma
A pile of semolina, rice or vermicelli
Devoured by the South Indian belly
T20
In which, the batsmen are on steroids
And bowlers have hemorrhoids.
Sunday, November 25, 2012
Underwear
The cotton fig leaf
Offering dignity in brief
Sycophant
Got no opinion, got no spine
Was born to be a servile swine
Diabetes
The enemy of sweets
And delicious eats.
Saturday, November 24, 2012
Joke
The braggart's brag
The stand up's gag
Facebook
An echo chamber of likes
For people who make you go yikes
Atheist
Science is his braille
Evolution, his holy grail
Lizard
The reptile on the wall
Watching man, rise and fall
Vada
A salty donut munchie
Best eaten crunchy
Cricket
Played in Lords, Oval and The Gabba
Attracts as many as the Kaaba.
Communism
The working class sickle
The chant of nations in a pickle
NGO
The utopian locomotive
Running on no profit motive
Clock
Tick tock, tick tock and a chime
Measuring every quirk of time
Sneeze
The thunderbolt that foretold
That you're about to catch a cold
Wikileaks
A world wide web of lies
Laid bare by the not so wise
Mathematics
A sphere that's transnational
Where even numbers are irrational
English
The world language of 26 letters
That frees our tongue from its fetters
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